Geology Dragon

itswalky:

THE FLU SHOT SAGA

The first one there is my most-trafficked webcomic ever.  Jury’s still out on the other two.  That’s right, evolution comics are a bigger draw than lesbian smooches. 

now to combine the two

Thank you Willis for pointing this out so perfectly.

This is why Jack Nicholson is awesome.

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I know someone who would love this.

Pretty much this

itswalky:

memecollection:

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WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR OTHER KIDS’ EDUCATIONS???? 

WAIT WAIT HOLD ON YELLING AT THIS MORON WHO FUCKED UP MY DRIVE-THRU ORDER GOD DAMMIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY

Pretty much this right here.

theelderthing:

wilwheaton:

earth-song:

(Hapalochlaena lunulata) Scientific classification

The blue-ringed octopus is the size of a golf ball, but its venom is powerful enough to kill humans. There is no known antidote.

The octopus produces venom that contains tetrodotoxin, 5-hydroxytryptamine, hyaluronidase, tyramine, histamine, tryptamine, octopamine, taurine, acetylcholine, and dopamine. The major neurotoxin component of blue-ringed octopus venom was originally known as maculotoxin, but was later found to be identical to tetrodotoxin, a neurotoxin which is also found in pufferfish and cone snails. Tetrodotoxin blocks sodium channels, causing motor paralysis and sometimes respiratory arrest leading to cardiac arrest due to a lack of oxygen. The toxin is created by bacteria in the salivary glands of the octopus.

But, just to make sure a human doesn’t accidentally bump up against her, this octopus makes sure she’s brightly coloured and easily seen.

Because octopodes are awesome that way.

Tentacles!

itswalky:

limey404:

oldblueeyes:

Alan Watts: What if money was no object? (x)

im going to cry at how relevant this is

gonna go draw some comics

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theresstillheroesinthisworld:

Viggo kisses Billy Boyd (x)

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